Victory has many fathers, but defeat is … an orphan

Turner grew tired of the pushing and pulling among supporters of the various mayoral candidates which, if she favored one over the others, posed a threat to her business relationships. So Turner decided to confer her support on Willie Bean, an escape that would’ve done Houdini proud. She could not be faulted for aligning herself with her most loyal friend, thus not alienating supporters of any other contender.