Hap Rules
by Lewis Napper
My father “Hap” was an extraordinarily good animal trainer. He was a farmer and rancher his whole life. When he was a child, he and his family lived like wacko environmentalists – off the grid and off the land. Of course they did it out of necessity but the point is that [...]
It’s great to be an American dog. I can blog, run for political office, party down at Mardi Gras and observe national holidays like Memorial Day, July 4th and Labor Day. I can do that because other Great American Dogs have fought for our Constitutional freedom.
I won’t apologize for the brave actions of former Leaders [...]
My complete awakening is necessarily hindered by my trusting gullibility, for I tend to take you at your word. My stages of enlightenment have been temporarily stymied by an unsettling disillusionment. Let’s examine WHY.
When seeking support from the people of Fairhope, you, Lucky Dog, as our emerging leader, assured us that you would deliver ‘Change [...]
No such thing. Most dogs are born perfect. We exist, then we seek food, not the essence of self.
I had a large Great Dane friend named Kierkegaard, who conceptualized about the meaninglessness of life itself. He developed a dread of nothingness; angst. For him, angst equaled barking at nothing, or possibly worried about barking [...]
Willie Bean Inducted as Honorary Board Member
Induction as Honorary Board Member at The Coffee Loft in Fairhope, AL
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Click link to play video of Induction of Honorary Board Member
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Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, an 8-year old yellow Labrador Retriever, now has the prestigious title of Honorary [...]
We dogs attended an outdoor ‘town mall’ meeting in Fairhope the other night scheduled for 10 PM in the French Quarter. Our community had been organized by Lucky Dog, Diplomatic Whelp, who said he was coming to listen to everyday dogs’ concerns about the proposed World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan (WDCHP).
In the run [...]
CA.TV Interview: future U.S. Rep William B. R. P. Coltrane I(MG)-AL
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Although only 2’1” and 93 pounds, William Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane, known as “Willie Bean”, has been a nebular vortex of energy in the Coastal Alabama political scene. We found him in the Biergarten Am Chinesischen Turm in Munich last week, where he [...]
There’s a secret cove on Mobile Bay; a place for really bad dogs; Dogtanamo Bay. DTMO. Ditmo.
It’s a detention kennel, off the beaten track, secluded at water’s edge, owned and operated by Gestapo-esk proprietors Ronald and Charlotte Wasser. The name over the chain linked and barbed wire fence at the entrance reads simply; WASSER BOARDING [...]
When I was a pup, I was mistakenly left alone in the house once; free to roam, free to play, free to act responsibly. Wow! Watch what I can do.
I’m gonna tear up the rug in the hallway, chew on every wooden chair leg in the dining room, rip off the bottoms of a curtain [...]
World Leader Dogs Meet in Fairhope
Report on Summit 2009 D8 from L’Coffee Loft Lounge, Fairhope, Alabama
Co-hosted by Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane & Friends
Developed countries like my own have a historic responsibility to take the lead, we have a much larger excremental footprint per capita, and I know that in the past the United [...]
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