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World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan

            We dogs attended an outdoor ‘town mall’ meeting in Fairhope the other night scheduled for 10 PM in the French Quarter.  Our community had been organized by Lucky Dog, Diplomatic Whelp, who said he was coming to listen to everyday dogs’ concerns about the proposed World Dog (and Cat) [...]


CA.TV Interview: future U.S. Rep William B. R. P. Coltrane

CA.TV Interview: future U.S. Rep William B. R. P. Coltrane I(MG)-AL Share  Today at 6:51am   Although only 2’1” and 93 pounds, William Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane, known as “Willie Bean”, has been a nebular vortex of energy in the Coastal Alabama political scene. We found him in the Biergarten Am Chinesischen Turm in Munich [...]


Dogtanamo Bay

                  There’s a secret cove on Mobile Bay; a place for really bad dogs; Dogtanamo Bay.  DTMO.  Ditmo. It’s a detention kennel, off the beaten track, secluded at water’s edge, owned and operated by Gestapo-esk proprietors Ronald and Charlotte Wasser.  The name over the chain linked and [...]


Dog Rule #4

                          When I was a pup, I was mistakenly left alone in the house once; free to roam, free to play, free to act responsibly.  Wow!  Watch what I can do. I’m gonna tear up the rug in the hallway, chew on every [...]


D8 Summit 2009

World Leader Dogs Meet in Fairhope Report on Summit 2009 D8 from L’Coffee Loft Lounge, Fairhope, Alabama Co-hosted by Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane & Friends Developed countries like my own have a historic responsibility to take the lead, we have a much larger excremental footprint per capita, and I know that in the past [...]


Dog Rule #2

              A new rug arrived at my house; many knots per inch.  Very tight.  Very expensive. My friends carefully placed it in a position of prominence, in my world.  It was very different, and full of different colors and hues I had never before seen.  My senses were challenged [...]


Dog Rule #1

The day I was born is mine.  I love my birthday. My pedigree is Labrador Retriever.  In essence, I am nothing else.  There can be a plethora of adjectives describing me, starting with Yellow, ending with Fabulous, and many in between, like Smart, Cute, Smelly, Loyal…you get the idea.  The fact remains that I was [...]


Dog Diplomacy

            Diplomacy generally refers to the practice of conducting negotiations regarding, but not limited to, peace-making. I have an mutt friend in Sheridan, Wyoming, fairly young but beyond his years in scars.  His left ear is missing and his tail is kinked near the end as a result of an [...]


“Willie Bean’s American Revolution”

Willie Bean has found his new calling! Join him in getting back to our roots “The Willie Way”. Time to let Willie throw some laughs and smiles our way again.


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