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Lamentations of a Yellow Dog

On Tuesday, January 10, 2009, New Orleans’ woofers lined both sides of Perdido Street, 6 dogs deep, to witness a most unlikely event; the installation of Lucky Dog as Leader of the Pack.
Every dog, whether black, white, red, yellow, spotted or hairless, watched with bursting pride as Lucky Dog stood in front of City Hall [...]


Arf Czar

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee, a King Charles Spaniel, has been appointed ARF CZAR of Fairhope.  ‘Robbie’ is the overly friendly Greeter at Zia, 300 Fairhope Avenue.  He’s a real big talker, thus ARF CZAR.  He is also a real ‘Piece of Work’ which qualified him for the Fairhope Piece Prize.   Robby has ascended to the heights, [...]


The Big Dog Jumps into the New Orleans Mayoral Race

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

The Big Dog Jumps into the New Orleans Mayoral Race

Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, a New Orleans native, announces his run for mayor, bringing with him a fresh approach to politics and a mission to bring economic and environmental renewal to the city.
No stranger to political campaigns, Willie Bean’s platform encompasses plans for all New [...]


Mmm, mmm, mm!

 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of Bama
He said that he was just the one
To make Fairhope a bit more fun.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of Bama.
He ran for mayor, almost won
And Kant you see the job’s not done.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of Bama.
He said more politics remain
So watch him launch a new campaign.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of [...]


Hap Rules

 
Hap Rules
by Lewis Napper
My father “Hap” was an extraordinarily good animal trainer. He was a farmer and rancher his whole life. When he was a child, he and his family lived like wacko environmentalists – off the grid and off the land. Of course they did it out of necessity but the point is that [...]


Dog Patriotism on Labor Day 2009

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
It’s great to be an American dog.  I can blog, run for political office, party down at Mardi Gras and observe national holidays like Memorial Day, July 4th and Labor Day.  I can do that because other Great American Dogs have fought for our Constitutional freedom.
I won’t apologize for the brave actions of former Leaders [...]


Dog Bodhisattva

My complete awakening  is necessarily hindered by my trusting gullibility, for I tend to take you at your word.  My stages of enlightenment have been temporarily stymied by an unsettling disillusionment.  Let’s examine WHY.
When seeking support from the people of Fairhope, you, Lucky Dog, as our emerging leader, assured us that you would deliver ‘Change [...]


Dog Existentialism‏

 
 
 
 
 
 
No such thing.  Most dogs are born perfect.  We exist, then we seek food, not the essence of self.  
I had a large Great Dane friend named Kierkegaard, who conceptualized about the meaninglessness of life itself.  He developed a dread of nothingness; angst.  For him, angst equaled  barking at nothing, or possibly worried about barking [...]


Willie Bean Inducted as Honorary Board Member

Willie Bean Inducted as Honorary Board Member
Induction as Honorary Board Member at The Coffee Loft in Fairhope, AL

Click link to play video of Willie Bean’s crowd-pleasing acceptance speech
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Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, an 8-year old yellow Labrador Retriever, now has the prestigious title of Honorary [...]


World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan

 
 
 
 
 
 
We dogs attended an outdoor ‘town mall’ meeting in Fairhope the other night scheduled for 10 PM in the French Quarter.  Our community had been organized by Lucky Dog, Diplomatic Whelp, who said he was coming to listen to everyday dogs’ concerns about the proposed World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan (WDCHP).  
In the run [...]


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