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Dog Futures

 
 
 
 
 
 
When does the future become the present?  
I know the answer.  My eyes blink in the present then open in the future .  But then it’s the present again.  I amaze myself.
The next example is more complicated.  A $787 billion ‘stimulus’, unread in the past by any representative of us dogs, was reportedly designed to [...]


Dog Bodhisattva

My complete awakening  is necessarily hindered by my trusting gullibility, for I tend to take you at your word.  My stages of enlightenment have been temporarily stymied by an unsettling disillusionment.  Let’s examine WHY.
When seeking support from the people of Fairhope, you, Lucky Dog, as our emerging leader, assured us that you would deliver ‘Change [...]


Dog Existentialism‏

 
 
 
 
 
 
No such thing.  Most dogs are born perfect.  We exist, then we seek food, not the essence of self.  
I had a large Great Dane friend named Kierkegaard, who conceptualized about the meaninglessness of life itself.  He developed a dread of nothingness; angst.  For him, angst equaled  barking at nothing, or possibly worried about barking [...]


Willie Bean Inducted as Honorary Board Member

Willie Bean Inducted as Honorary Board Member
Induction as Honorary Board Member at The Coffee Loft in Fairhope, AL

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Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, an 8-year old yellow Labrador Retriever, now has the prestigious title of Honorary [...]


World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan

 
 
 
 
 
 
We dogs attended an outdoor ‘town mall’ meeting in Fairhope the other night scheduled for 10 PM in the French Quarter.  Our community had been organized by Lucky Dog, Diplomatic Whelp, who said he was coming to listen to everyday dogs’ concerns about the proposed World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan (WDCHP).  
In the run [...]


CA.TV Interview: future U.S. Rep William B. R. P. Coltrane

CA.TV Interview: future U.S. Rep William B. R. P. Coltrane I(MG)-AL
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Although only 2’1” and 93 pounds, William Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane, known as “Willie Bean”, has been a nebular vortex of energy in the Coastal Alabama political scene. We found him in the Biergarten Am Chinesischen Turm in Munich last week, where he [...]


Dogtanamo Bay

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
There’s a secret cove on Mobile Bay; a place for really bad dogs; Dogtanamo Bay.  DTMO.  Ditmo.
It’s a detention kennel, off the beaten track, secluded at water’s edge, owned and operated by Gestapo-esk proprietors Ronald and Charlotte Wasser.  The name over the chain linked and barbed wire fence at the entrance reads simply;  WASSER BOARDING [...]


Dog Rule #4

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
When I was a pup, I was mistakenly left alone in the house once; free to roam, free to play, free to act responsibly.  Wow!  Watch what I can do.
I’m gonna tear up the rug in the hallway, chew on every wooden chair leg in the dining room, rip off the bottoms of a curtain [...]


D8 Summit 2009

World Leader Dogs Meet in Fairhope
Report on Summit 2009 D8 from L’Coffee Loft Lounge, Fairhope, Alabama
Co-hosted by Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane & Friends
Developed countries like my own have a historic responsibility to take the lead, we have a much larger excremental footprint per capita, and I know that in the past the United [...]


Stratford-upon-Avon

As Willie Bean, the amazing Yellow Lab, I recently ‘reverse reincarnated’ within a very old Old English Sheep Dog named Sherman Rutherford.  Sherm was resting on a hillside,  gazing across the River Avon in the English town of Stratford;  Stratford-upon-Avon to be precise.
It’s very much like Fairhope-upon-Fly Creek.
William Shakespeare lived and wrote there; Stratford-upon-Avon.  In [...]


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