On Tuesday, January 10, 2009, New Orleans’ woofers lined both sides of Perdido Street, 6 dogs deep, to witness a most unlikely event; the installation of Lucky Dog as Leader of the Pack.
Every dog, whether black, white, red, yellow, spotted or hairless, watched with bursting pride as Lucky Dog stood in front of City Hall [...]
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!! Print the placards, send the emails, twitter and toot for the next Mayor of New Orleans;
Willie ‘Every Dog is NOT a King’ Bean.
It’s time for you to keep what you’ve earned. It’s time for you to STOP big government from stealing your assets. It’s time for you to give what you [...]
Lucas (Lukey), a Battles Wharf Designer Dog, has been named PHART CZAR of Fairhope, new Plan Director for the proposed Crap, Gas & Trade legislation designed to establish acceptable future levels of dog poops and toots. Believe me, he has earned the title. The PHART CZAR will identify emission offenders, dogs who poop and toot [...]
The Big Dog Jumps into the New Orleans Mayoral Race
Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, a New Orleans native, announces his run for mayor, bringing with him a fresh approach to politics and a mission to bring economic and environmental renewal to the city.Willie embodies the Spirit of New Orleans in many ways and his leadership [...]
Robert E. Lee, a King Charles Spaniel, has been appointed ARF CZAR of Fairhope. ‘Robbie’ is the overly friendly Greeter at Zia, 300 Fairhope Avenue. He’s a real big talker, thus ARF CZAR. He is also a real ‘Piece of Work’ which qualified him for the Fairhope Piece Prize. Robby has ascended to the heights, [...]
The Big Dog Jumps into the New Orleans Mayoral Race
Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, a New Orleans native, announces his run for mayor, bringing with him a fresh approach to politics and a mission to bring economic and environmental renewal to the city.
No stranger to political campaigns, Willie Bean’s platform encompasses plans for all New [...]
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of Bama
He said that he was just the one
To make Fairhope a bit more fun.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of Bama.
He ran for mayor, almost won
And Kant you see the job’s not done.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of Bama.
He said more politics remain
So watch him launch a new campaign.
Mmm, mmm, mm!
Willie Bean of [...]
Basset Hound Ruby Sue, Employee of the Month (again), East Bay Engraving & Gallery, 300 Fairhope Avenue, has just been appointed TART CZAR for the Lucky Dog administration’s ‘inner circle’. Ruby Sue’s current job description includes the monitoring of Red Dye #9’s use in red toenail paint production. As an additional duty, she oversees Fairhope’s [...]
Last evening, I lapped up a remnant puddle of warm beer which had spilled onto the kitchen floor. As I later relaxed beneath the dining room table, my friends were talking from above; about me. I heard them use my name. ‘That Willie, he sure has it good.’ Or, she might have said, ‘Bad Willie, [...]
When does the future become the present?
I know the answer. My eyes blink in the present then open in the future . But then it’s the present again. I amaze myself.
The next example is more complicated. A $787 billion ‘stimulus’, unread in the past by any representative of us dogs, was reportedly designed to [...]
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