Dogs are not perfect and events are not always controllable. Things occasionally go wrong. The actions taken immediately following the event always separate the dogs from the pups. Example: Something goes wrong. Possible responses / actions: Do nothing. Do nothing and hope for the best. Watch closely in amazement. Wander in with 2 feet and [...]
On Tuesday, January 10, 2009, New Orleans’ woofers lined both sides of Perdido Street, 6 dogs deep, to witness a most unlikely event; the installation of Lucky Dog as Leader of the Pack. Every dog, whether black, white, red, yellow, spotted or hairless, watched with bursting pride as Lucky Dog stood in front of City [...]
HEAR YE, HEAR YE!! Print the placards, send the emails, twitter and toot for the next Mayor of New Orleans; Willie ‘Every Dog is NOT a King’ Bean. It’s time for you to keep what you’ve earned. It’s time for you to STOP big government from stealing your assets. [...]
Lucas (Lukey), a Battles Wharf Designer Dog, has been named PHART CZAR of Fairhope, new Plan Director for the proposed Crap, Gas & Trade legislation designed to establish acceptable future levels of dog poops and toots. Believe me, he has earned the title. The PHART CZAR [...]
The Big Dog Jumps into the New Orleans Mayoral Race Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, a New Orleans native, announces his run for mayor, bringing with him a fresh approach to politics and a mission to bring economic and environmental renewal to the city.Willie embodies the Spirit of [...]
Robert E. Lee, a King Charles Spaniel, has been appointed ARF CZAR of Fairhope. ‘Robbie’ is the overly friendly Greeter at Zia, 300 Fairhope Avenue. He’s a real big talker, thus ARF CZAR. He is also a real ‘Piece of Work’ [...]
The Big Dog Jumps into the New Orleans Mayoral Race Willie Bean Roscoe P Coltrane, a New Orleans native, announces his run for mayor, bringing with him a fresh approach to politics and a mission to bring economic and environmental renewal to the city. No stranger to political [...]
Mmm, mmm, mm! Willie Bean of Bama He said that he was just the one To make Fairhope a bit more fun. Mmm, mmm, mm! Willie Bean of Bama. He ran for mayor, almost won And Kant you see the job’s not done. Mmm, mmm, mm! Willie [...]
Basset Hound Ruby Sue, Employee of the Month (again), East Bay Engraving & Gallery, 300 Fairhope Avenue, has just been appointed TART CZAR for the Lucky Dog administration’s ‘inner circle’. Ruby Sue’s current job description includes the monitoring of Red Dye #9’s use in red toenail paint production. As an additional duty, she [...]
Last evening, I lapped up a remnant puddle of warm beer which had spilled onto the kitchen floor. As I later relaxed beneath the dining room table, my friends were talking from above; about me. I heard them use my name. ‘That Willie, he sure has it good.’ [...]
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