Dog Rule #3
July 30th, 2010 | Published in Comedy, Dog Lovers, Local News, NEW ORLEANS, Willie Bean News | 1 Comment
Dogs are not perfect and events are not always controllable. Things occasionally go wrong. The actions taken immediately following the event always separate the dogs from the pups.
Example: Something goes wrong.
Possible responses / actions:
Do nothing.
Do nothing and hope for the best.
Watch closely in amazement.
Wander in with 2 feet and wonder how this happened.
Jump in with 4 feet without a plan.
Jump in with 4 feet with a bad plan.
Get excited. Bark.
Bark a lot.
Go for help. Find help. Get lost on return.
Analyze the situation.
Formulate a plan.
Institute the plan. Engage.
Modify the plan to meet dynamic realities of new challenges.
Execute the plan
Save the day.
As you can see, there are many possible responses / actions for any given event. I like Dog Rule #3.
Give me a dog who does something right when something goes wrong.
The Wisdom of Willie Bean


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The dog rules are fanatastic! Thank you and keep ‘em coming.
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