World Leader Dogs Meet in Fairhope
Report on Summit 2009 D8 from L’Coffee Loft Lounge, Fairhope, Alabama
Co-hosted by Willie Bean Roscoe P. Coltrane & Friends

Developed countries like my own have a historic responsibility to take the lead, we have a much larger excremental footprint per capita, and I know that in the past the United States have fallen short of meeting it’s responsibilities, so let me be clear, those days are over.  We’re gonna cut the crap.’

In the name of common sense, Lucky, just shake.  Quit rolling over.

Floral arrangements provided by Kant Stop Planting, Inc.  Slogan: A middle-of-the-road tree for every dog!

Agenda:

The usual Apology for being a U.S. Dog of hard earned wealth
Dog Crap & Trade; Credits proposed for Small Waste Producers; Large Waste Producers can Purchase Credits from Small Waste Producers
Global Dogging; Impact Study Results
Greenie Greedy Doggie (GGD); Expose’ on disproportionate Greenie consumption by greedy U.S. Dogs, and, the Redistribution Plan
Growth Stimulus Package; Chewable mixture of Viagra and Extenz designed to get lazy dogs up faster to be Best Friends longer
World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan; Discussion

D8 Member Participants Comments/Actions:

Lucky Dog the American Mutt; Co-host and Diplomatic Whelp

Gordon the Yorkshire Terrier;  ‘I love the single tax colony concept, especially the word COLONY.  Is the Viceroy to Fairhope position open?  Rule, Britania! Britania rule the waves.’  Gordy the Yorkie

Stevie the Canadian Eskimo Dog:  Traveled from Saskatchewan, twice, to have successful surgery, on time, in Lucky Dog’s neighborhood; specifically at ALL HEALTH PET CARE.  ‘Canadian dogs are concerned about future availability and quality of U. S. veterinary services if governed by The World Dog (and Cat) Health Plan.  I don’t want to be told that I have to wait 3 months to see Larry Wise, D.V.M.’

Nicky the French Poodle:  Journalist couvrant la politique (France’s Political Watchdog), ‘I love ze Fairhope.  There are so many flowers to sneeff and peez on.’

Angela the German Shepherd: ‘Comped’ a cat patrol ride in one of Fairhope’s police cruisers. ‘It vas vonderful except fur die kitties.’

Taro the Hokkaido Inu:  Founder and CEO of Samurai Neutering LLC.  ‘We slice, it’s nice.’  Arigato gozaimasu!

Silvio the Bracco Italiano:  Current D8 President offered Foreign Affair Status to young girl pups of Fairhope.  ‘I lika only younga beautiful beetcha pupsa.’

Dmitriy the Siberian Husky;  ‘Pootin is good but may ultimately accelerate global dogging.  Not caring.  We bury you Yankee Dogs!’

Lucky Dog: ‘Sorry for dumping on the rest of the world.  We vow to eat less, dump less.

The Wisdom of Willie Bean